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The most controversial swimmer at this year’s Olympics is diving into a whole new career.
You may have heard of Paraguayan swimmer Luana Alonso when she got the rare and dubious honor of being booted from the Athletes Village for “inappropriate behavior.” The only specifics we ever got were about her leaving to visit Euro Disneyland and other Paris hot spots instead of staying to cheer on her team after her events were done. Whatever else she did to create an “inappropriate environment” we may never know.
But we guess she didn’t care because she also announced her retirement right after her final race. She competed in the women’s 100m butterfly but only placed 29th overall. It was the getting kicked out that got her name out there. And all the attention, negative or not, probably helped in her new career… She just launched an OnlyFans!
Related: French Pole Vaulter’s ‘Huge’ Penis Costs Him Olympic Medal!
It’s not enough to just be hot. We know Luana is hot. We’ve noticed those who make the most on the platform are famous — or infamous. And Luana is now a bit of both! So she’s probably going to do just fine!
What do YOU think, Perezcious readers? Will she place better on OnlyFans than she did as an Olympian??
[Image via Luana Alonso/Instagram.]
